Wednesday, April 24, 2013

The Morning Report: Revenge Served Hot


They say that revenge is a dish best served cold.
But what if you have to serve it piping hot?
This is what happened:
I was biking to work on Broadway
and a van passed me pretty close. Its a busy street.
There was a little dog in the window and the window was open.
When he was about a foot from my ear, the little runt barked loudly
and I nearly jumped off of my bike.
A couple of blocks later, the van was stopped at a traffic light.
The little dog was looking forward for his next victim, I assume.
So as I pulled up I barked loudly in his ear.


Revenge.

Friday, April 19, 2013

The Morning Report: Squirrels


Squirrels are so cute!
I know they are rats with fluffy tails
but they come stand looking at me as I am feeding Cardinal Richelieu
with their little hands crossed in front of them
patiently waiting for me to leave
so they can steal all the seeds from the birds
and they pick up each seed with both their little paws and munch away.
Adorable!