Filed under: Fame > Google Rankings

My one ambition in life is to make it to the top of the Google rankings. That is; if one were to Google 'David Merle', I want something about me to come up first. Right now, I have the 7th and 9th spots...which is not bad....but I think I can do better. The question is how? Of course, I could simply do something to make myself actually famous, but after thinking hard about ways to do that for up to two minutes, I decided that becoming actually famous is too much hard work and probably involves guns. So I will have to settle for wanting it really, really bad...and putting myself out there in cyber-space...like with this blog. I don't think anyone actually has to read or look at the stuff I create, it is enough that I create it. The lucky thing is, there is not a lot of competition for the top spot of 'David Merle' in the Google search rankings, so I just might make it.

Another thing I have been trying to do, is make a society of David Merles from around the world. I already chatted with a David Merle in France, who is a really nice guy. However, the David Merle in Germany has so far spurned my attempts at friendship. Maybe he thinks I am an impostor. Or maybe Germans just don't have much of a sense of humor.

Oh, drat! I just realized that by linking to David Merle of France on my blog, I helped him to keep his number two spot in the Google search rankings!